Confession Alert: In the 2nd grade, I got detention for vandalizing the school jungle gym. At this age, I didn’t even know what vandalism was bahahaha. All the other gurls in my class were writing warnings on the jungle gym because we thought it would be cool to make it ours during a time when boys had cooties. They wrote things like “girls own this”, “girls property“, “enter at your own risk“. I figured that the jungle gym already had writing all over it so what difference did it make that I added 3 little words … And what did I do? My dumb butt wrote: “Setarra was here“. Needless to say, I was the only gurl who got in trouble in my class for vandalism. I ended up getting detention and spent my lunch and recess with the principal the following day. My mom never found out though because I deleted the voicemail the principal left on our house phone. Oooh, the perks of getting home from school before your parents do…
